This was by far the most stupid thread I've seen (besides one other) on the 2 years I've been on the forums.
https://www.minetime.com/threads/forum-rules-please-read-before-posting.21/ Unfortunately, you can't. The forums still have rules, and they do need to be followed.
I understand this thread is pointless. But is it different from this thread? https://www.minetime.com/threads/express-is-awesome.28040/