Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don't know where home is. Why are people in wheel chairs easy to pick on? Because they can't stand up for themselves. What's a similarity between a rubux cube and a *****? The more you play with them the harder they get. Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? They dont want to tire out the camel. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench for hours. The NBA. Why did Timmy drop his ice-cream? Because he got hit by a bus. Yes I realize i am going to hell. More jokes soon What do quick penguins do in races? They pengu-win.
What's the difference in between a Lamborghini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
This should definitely be pinned, it shows great importance to forums, and its state. Reason: ''This is what we've become reduced to, everyone!''
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