I like ducks. No, this is not my introduction. Alright, let's start this introduction with some confessions. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life! No, no, no, NO! Here are my real confessions. I accidentally told a classroom of preschoolers that Santa isn't real. (Well duh, it was so obvious) I'm s***less scared of portable toilets. I'm a claustrophobic and I'm scared of the smell of urine. I've always wondered how mermaids reproduce. When my best friend leans on me I find it hot. I was at this camp and I replaced all the sugar with salt. Everyone had a salty attitude. Nobody knew who it was to this day. I've shoplifted $10 worth of LEGO once, in all honesty it was just two LEGO men. Who knew LEGO men were so popular? I'm really into Yuri and Yaoi. Don't ask. Okay, you know some deep things about me, or things I've done. Spoiler: My Likes Food: Chocolate, Yogurt, Lemon Slice, Custard, Marmite on Toast, Corn on the Cob, Pasta, Eggs, Cheesecake Drink: White hot Chocolate, Vanilla Milkshake, Blueberry Fanta, Starz Blue Lemonade, Chocolate Milk Color: Black, Red, Purple, Rose-gold, Lime Movie: Divergent, Insurgent, Allegiant, Pixels, all the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies, the Hunger Games trilogy, the Harry Potter trilogy, Circle (2015), the Starving Games Games: Poptropica, Minecraft Day: Saturday School Subject: Drama, Food, English Family Member: My Cat Singers: Iggy Azalea, Bruno Mars, Timmy Trumpet, Nicki Minaj, Adele Bands: Fallout Boy Holiday: Christmas, Easter Trend: Snapchat Filters Saying: "Finish the mating later!", "What the f***?", "Shut up!", "I am Divergent, you can't control me!", "Elmo knows where you live!" Shape: Star, Square, Circle Body Part: Hair, Butt (don't hate on my booty), Eyes Meme: Pingu, as he's been turned into one. Crime: Murder, Drug Importing Cartoon: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Total Drama, Pingu Teacher: N/A, suck it! They lack respect for the students then wonder why they get none back. Website: Por Minetime! Will add more categories, I need to think of some.