okay the fat credit card is real, at 12am on christmas eve night if you look up to the moon, you will see a giant red jolly credit card flying with his dollar bills (and probably your parents too)! you can see his numbers from the sky if you look hard enough 11!!! edit; im 11 and even i know that santa isnt real your parents eat those cookies alright
I believe there once might have been a man who gave presents and toys to good children, but now LIFE IS A LIE AND MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED
you say that after i say santa doesnt exist and ask you if youre four alrighty okay chummy chum chum bro man dude dog edit; Spoiler: this is kind of coincidental if you ask me
My dreams of Santa were first crushed when the NORAD Santa tracker said santa was in my hometown and i rushed to the basement only to find no presents, The second time i saw the cookies we left for santa in the trash... RIP Childhood
Top notch movie, probably one of the best Christmas movies (if you haven't seen it, I'd definitely recommend that you should watch it on Christmas Eve)