Introduction I Guess

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  1. Snorlax

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    Well, I never made an introduction, and I am very bored right now. Maybe you'll learn something about me, but chances are you're only reading this because you're bored too.

    Which three words describe you best?
    Weird, strange, and "Special"
    Which common saying or phrase describes you?
    If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
    What’s the best thing that’s happened to you this week?
    No school Monday :p
    Who was your favorite teacher and why?
    My 6th grade science teacher. He is awesome at teaching, and HILARIOUS! For wear a jersey to school day he dressed up as someone from Jersey shore and blasted music around my old middle school
    What is your favorite subject at school?
    Lunch
    What is the most inspirational piece of advice you've ever received?
    Always be yourself. Unless you can be a narwhal. Then always be a narwhal.
    Which would you prefer — three wishes over five years or one wish right now?
    3 wishes over 5 years
    If you could have one wish come true what would it be?
    To have an infinite amount of wishes
    What was your favorite birthday or Christmas present?
    Actually, a card. 2 or 3 days after my birthday I get this all black card in the mail with white writing on the front that says 'This birthday card is late.' On the inside it says 'There's also no money in it. This just isn't your day.'
    What was your favorite childhood toy?
    Legos (hah 'was' my favorite childhood toy... I need a life.)
    Where would you like to be in five years time?
    20 years old
    Which language would you like to learn?
    Sign Language/Improved Italian
    If money was not a concern what would you do every day if you didn’t work?
    Minetime
    What’s your hidden talent?
    It's hidden. Why should I make it public?
    What was the funniest moment in your life?
    My life
    What was the most embarrassing moment in your life?
    My life
    Have you seen a ghost or an alien?
    I've looked at myself in the mirror, yes.
    Would you like to see into the future?
    Nope.
    Why?
    I'd rather be surprised and not worry about it
    Would you like to be invisible for a day?
    Yeah
    Why?
    I can mess with a loooooot of people
    If you could rule the world for a day state something that you’d ban.
    Abortion
    If you had magical powers name something that you’d change.
    But I'm already magical?
    Would you rather be clever or beautiful?
    Clever
    Would you rather be really hairy or bald?
    I mean I'd rather be Chewbacca the Yoda so really hairy.
    Would you like to be taller or thinner?
    Well I'm taller already so I guess that works. If by thinner you mean one of those overly skinny people, I'll pass.
    What irritates you the most?
    People telling me to do something I'm already doing
    Have you gone out with mismatched socks or shoes on?
    Every day. I can't find the matches it takes too long and I'm kind of in a rush him the mornings
    Where would you love to go on holiday?
    Arizona
    Why would you like to go to a tropical island or the Arctic more?
    Arctic (Narwhals = <3)
    Where would you most like to live?
    Space
    Which planet in the solar system would you visit?
    Uranus
    Which animal would you choose to be?
    Ostrich (Ostriches = <<<<<3)
    If you were a flower which one would you be?
    Taraxacum (yellow dandelion, my /hat)
    If you were a tree which one would you be?
    Palm tree
    Have you baked a cake, who for and was it a success?
    For Queen Marie Antoinette and it was a success
    What flavor ice cream would you be?
    Cookies and cream
    Which chocolate bar is most like you?
    Snickers
    What is your favorite food?
    Sushi
    What is your favorite drink?
    Smoothies
    Would you rather be an apple or an orange?
    Orange
    What fruit or vegetable would you be?
    Carrot
    Would you rather be a hot or a cold drink?
    Cold
    Which task or chore is your favorite?
    Playing with the snails (hehe not really supposed to take them out of the tank, but I'm already by them to feed the fish, so why not?)
    Which task or chore is least favorite?
    Dishes
    Which office machine is your favorite?
    COPY MACHINE
    What type of car would you be?
    Bug
    Have you locked yourself out of the house?
    Yeah. Luckily one of the basement windows was left unlocked :D
    Have you gone in to a room and forgotten why?
    All the time (but I never forget why I come into the kitchen)
    If you could have true love or $1 million which would you choose?
    $1 million
    What is your favorite TV show and why?
    Friends
    What is your favorite song?
    PPAP
    What is your favorite book?
    Uglies
    What is your favorite film?
    Star Wars
    What is the best chat up line you’ve heard or had said to you?
    Hey
    Who would you like to be for a day?
    Pile's dog
    Who would you choose to be marooned on a desert island with?
    Pile's dog
    Who would play you in a film?
    Pile's dog
    Which famous person being would you like to meet?
    Gabe the dog
    Which famous person would you never want to meet?
    Justin Beiber
    If you could invite five famous or noted beings (past or present) to dinner who would you choose?
    Gabe the dog
    PPAP guy
    Gangnam style guy (psy?)
    Cy from duck dynasty
    Lady Gaga
    Which time period would you visit in history?
    2219 (don't ask)
    Would you prefer to visit Earth in 2100 or travel back to 1900?
    Travel back to 1900
    Which person from history would you most like to meet?
    JFK
    If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
    #TwistedRulez
    How much deeper do you think the ocean would be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
    Deep question. I think it would be deeper, but suck because without sponges there would be no SpongeBob.
    How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
    Until you see sunset
    Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
    If they stand on a chair or table
    Would you rather be a giant rodent or a tiny elephant?
    Giant rodent- Lemme smash
    If you were to name one piece of clothing that describes you, what would you say?
    Long socks
    If you had to eat a worm, how would you cook it?
    I wouldn't cook it
    How fast do hotcakes sell?
    Well if they're sold in America, pretty fast if you look at the obesity
    What makes the world go round?
    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kaceymusgraves/merrygoround.html
    What do people of China call their good plates?
    Idk but I do know they eat dogs off of them
    If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?
    Piranha
    How late is late?
    Me 24/7
    If you had your human body, but the head of an animal, what animal would you pick?
    Narwhal
    How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?
    19 hours
    What is the name of an exotic country that you would like to go to for a vacation?
    Australia
    What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on a vacation?
    Ostrich Jerky
    What is your favorite activity to do on vacation?
    Eat at restaurants only in the area
    What is your pet peeve when you are on vacation?
    When someone asks me to do something school related
    What is your most favorite place on earth?
    My house
    What countries have you travelled to?
    Mexico and US
    How many times have you been married?
    2
    Divorced?
    1
    To who?
    Divorced to angle (@Angel)
    Currently married to @Pile
    Well here are some more normal questions :3
    Favorite color:
    Orange
    Favorite animal: Ostrich
    Favorite food: Sushi
    Favorite movie: Star Wars
    Favorite character from that movie: Jar Jar Binks
    Favorite ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    Favorite gas station: QT
    Favorite sport to play: Ping Pong (if that counts, it's not competitive)
    Favorite sport to watch: College basketball
    Instruments: Violin
    Family members: Brother, Mom, Dad, Me, 2 snails, 2 fish, dog
    Pets: But pets are my family...
    Gender: Umm female
    Sexuality: Straight....
    Main countries your ancestors/you are from: Germany, France, Italy, Ireland
    Country you were born in: U.S.
    Dream place to live: Texas
    Number of US states you've been to: 36
    Number of US states you've lived in: 3
    Number of houses you've lived in: Uh, 7
    Swim or hike? Swim
    Fat or thin? Is there an in between?
    Underwater or up in the air? Up in the air
    Student or teacher? Student
    Doctor or patient? Doctor
    Fast or slow? Fast
    Trees or flowers? Trees
    Cloth or paper? Cloth
    Carnivore or herbivore? Carnivore
    Lost or found? Lost
    Trash or treasure? Treasure
    Find or lose? LOSE ALL THE TIME >:'(
    Prince or frog? Frog
    Big ears or big nose? Big ears
    Small eyes or small mouth? Small mouth
    Cold or flu? Cold
    Inside out or upside down? Downside in


    Well... this was probably a huge waste of time :rotf:

    Congratulations if you read through the whole thing o.o

    <3
     
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    This was beautiful
     
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    i can't read this,
     
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    Read it child
     
  5. Snorlax

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    Go back to kindergarten? That's all I can suggest
     
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    no i'm not illiterate I just don't have the attention span
     
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    typical
     
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    Thanks for sharing this info with us. We have a bit in common, my friends say the same thing about me too! I also love Star Wars!! But I don't know how you play the violin. Every time I play it, it squeaks and it sounds horrible! I am a flute player.
     
  10. Snorlax

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    Who ever said it doesn't do that when I play too? ;)
     
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    that ;) just started a ship that will never end
     
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    ;)
     
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    I'm so sad we got divorced. I'm also stealing this from you and doing my own :p
     
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    If we had never gotten divorced I would've never married Pile <3

    Also ok lol :3
     
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    Clearly fishing for those funny ratings
     
  16. Snorlax

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    Or just making a thread because I was bored at the time and nobody fun was on....
     

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